Surely there must be some dramatic irony when one wants to involve oneself in the social networking fraternity, and no one else wants to join the party. Such a reality relates to the addition of the I am Jonny King Twitter account.
Mind you, before I slide into a spell of self-induced loathing, I will have you know that I have had four followers on my Twitter account, but two were wanting to use my good name to prostitute themselves using my clearly marketable name for personal publicity. The other two, well, what can I say, decided that following I am Jonny King was not worth their time and reputation.
You gotta love the little message that is presenting itself as you click on the icon that leads to your followers, which you know are Zero, Zilch, Nada. However, don’t let that fact stop Twitter from informing you again of this reality. Gee, thanks Twitter. However, to pander and prop up one’s flailing reputation, and to instill at least, some hope, Twitter signs off with… You probably will soon, though. How do they know? Yeah probably, if you weren’t a loser! Maybe they are controlling it after all. Maybe Twitter is keeping me follower-less. It’s a conspiracy… now I feel better. Don’t for a moment think it is these rumblings of I am Jonny King!
I know, it’s a hard life, but someone has got to live it!
Therefore, as you can perceive, my Twitter social networking account is a very unsociable reality as I am presently informing myself of my happenings… its just fortunate that one can benefit from multiple personalities… also, not to forget that I am presently receiving some vicarious assistance through the help of the ones that I am following friends!
As I sit in my closet somewhere in West Auckland, I am Jonny King is presenting you the reader with an offer that will not last a long time [God willing]… Follower #1 is there for the taking, get into it!
To avoid the rush, make your way to birdied button that will take you to a world of social-ability… Just think of the potential… Sorry that’s the best I can offer you, steak knives are so 2005!
Now that I brought myself to such pathetic levels, I will leave you and return to my social networking, where I am lest appreciated!
Marvellous!!!
Until Next Time
I am Jonny King
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