O reader, how have your blogging days and your reading nights been these past few weeks, as you have had your minds unshackled, as the light of a straight forward blog has unencumbered your not-so-mental faculties?
How has it been to understand completely what you have read, and not put your mind through some waterless-boarding-type-of-torture, where the quota of wordiness almost encouraged one to even return to the mindless fun of television?
Therefore, I do want to apologise to my three readers [I am Jonny King notwithstanding, I will have you know] who actually visit this blog to have their grey matter transformed into somewhat of a bleached whale of an obstruction, chopped off at the pass in the pursuit of illumination-by-dissemination-through-inculcation!
Fear no more, the opining one is back!
Now I am no Tiger, but I may not be out the Woods-as-of-yet, and I do owe you an explanation for what has been retrospectively transpiring, as I have been more than circumspect.
How else can I say it or come clean, yes I could crash my computer after an inter-personality-type-vigorous debate, leaving my poor wife to save my skin, with my favourite mouse pad, but who would want to read about that type of thing.
Therefore, let me just say it, I am a blog hussy! I am a blogging tramp, and there is no other way to speak about it. I now have a blog mistress, and I don’t even have the undercarriage to come clean. What I am trying to say is that this is now not my only blog… I have another, and while she is presently an ugly thing, the glory of a lost youth will return, and she will be radiant, glorious, and her beauty will be all mine, Mine, MINE!
I can not speak too much about her at the moment, but I have been visiting her often, and while her tears will last a moment, the joy of her latter rains, will reap a righteous reward, where there will be much joy and much feasting for all those invited to this blogging feast!
You are invited my reader, if you are still reading, you will be there, your invitation is presently in the mail, and time will be telling you of where you will find her, and where you will find more of me… maybe the last part… you may want to scrub that from your consciousness, as it may deter from the glow of the morning of this moment!
Hush my reader, there is nothing to fear and nothing to be concerned about.
Let me calm your beating internet connection…
I am Jonny King will remain and he will not rest until there is confusion and confounding on every C to shining D, until every monitor cries out, “read me,” at the sight of the pink number 2, and there are many righteous rumblings at the sound an in-convertible and untranslatable one-line of pre-eminent prose!
The goal still remains clear, to rule the world of the cellar-to-the-dweller-of-the-insomniac-world-kinda-fella, where friends are those woodland creatures that decide to make an indiscriminate visit, which are then not allowed to leave. With this priceless piece, I could well be on my way.
The posting pace will remain, increase, and overtake what has been, and what will be will make what has been, seem like it never was. O for the love of clarity while consuming some gluten-free-KFC, can you not C what we can B, if we only make it U and M.E?
I am going to do my best to keep the “Jonny King” in the “I am,” and when things become blog clearer, you will see what I mean. Just think about it for a moment, two blogs with I am Jonny King as the man-breathed author.
Settle Petal, I realise such could be the fodder for much fomenting and fitful folly!
O reader, remember this… “COMMENTARY”: he clears his throat, as he is about to break into… song?…
Dah, Dah, Dah Dah Dah Dah, Dah, God loves you and I love you and that’s the way it should be, we should lovers like sisters and brothers and that’s the way it should be…
I do hope you remember singing that song in the days of your youth!
Why do you look so concerned?
I will be back, so don’t fret far!
“PAUSE”
It may be the time to get seriously hetro-blogual with you, and play it straight!
I do have some news about another blog that I have been offered, which I have taken over, but we are presently giving it the I am Jonny King seal of approval. This, God-very-willing, will not take too long, as the goal is to have it up and running before Christmas, but like a good whine, I mean a good wine, these things take time!
I do have much that I would like to say to you, but this will only take time, and we must do lunch!
I think I have confused you enough to wonder if I am really saying what you think I might be saying. Therefore, feel free to ask some questions if you would like some more illumination, and if you are a regular reader… that is, you have read more than one post… right the way through… you’ll do, then don’t be shy, it would be nice to know you are here, or there, or in the satellited air!
There is freedom in Christ… FFFrrrreeeedddddoooooommmmmmm!!!!!!!!!
Come and join the par-tae!
Until Next Time
I am Jonny King
Jonny are admitting to being the Tiger Woods of the blogging world???
How many blogs have you got on the side??
Do we have an address of your latest fling?
.-= Ozy Mandias´s last blog ..Happy Anniversary Mrs Mandias =-.
Well, there was an inference or two… all intentional… good spotting!
Maybe a better example would be Jacob, as I now have 2… blogs that is!
I don’t think I can bring her out of the closet yet…
However, let me throw some hints out…
It has been around for quite a long time… On this new blog, it has been announced that there is a new owner/ editor, and that change is a-foot… I also do not use my name…
I guess if you visit it, you may know… if not, then you know which ones are ruled out!
Although, I am sure you have better things to do than search for a blog… and I will announce in the next little while, so people can see the before, until we finish the after!
to much hard work mate. I know ‘keeping stock’ is having a break but will have to wait for the formal announcement.
keep cool
Ozy
.-= Ozy Mandias´s last blog ..Cross cultral marriage and crying men =-.